Tuesday, 6 May 2014

There's a bug in the bedroom what am I gonna do?

Sung to the tune of "There's a rat in mi kitchen...". 

Ok, it's late and about time I went to bed. On exiting the bathroom, a large black bug ran across the floor and straight into my bedroom. My bed is a mattress on the floor. I don't know where the creature is now. Everyone else is asleep.

Perhaps I should start singing "Red red wine" to scare it off.

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